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Armenia - Eurovison 2013
The most popular Armenian rock band Dorians represents Armenia in the 2013 Eurovision Song Contest, with the song Lonely Planet, written by Tony Iommi, the guitarist and songwriter of Black Sabbath, and Armenian lyricist Vardan Zadoyan.
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
What’d I say. WHAT’D I JUST FUCKING SAY about Ellen Degeneres.
God, what a wonderful human being. What a living chunk of starlight.
She is such a lovely human being. Also note that Portia has struggled with eating disorders so Ellen knows first hand how this bullshit can mess with peoples’ heads. I love her.
i think the irish government is just paying the whole of europe not to vote for us
we will admit to nothing!
To non-europeans: I apologise about the state of this blog. There was a vampire and man in a box and I got over excited. Thing will be back to normal soon, thanks for sticking with me
To Europeans: This was fun, tomorrow lets pretend it never happened okay
No Way Out just updated, life is glorious!
In case you didn’t know, there has been a slight geographical change in Europe.
FINLAND IS NO LONGER A NEIGHBOUR OF SWEDEN AND NORWAY
so i just watched the smörgåsbord video
Sherlock watching The Eurovision Song Contest!